Geezer Visa

Due to that ram-raid I was party to back in '06 I am having some difficulty obtaining certain 'visa's' to certain 'countries'. One would THINK that your daring and sexy brush with the law would end up with your tousle-haired self being interviewed in handcuffs by some hot bad-cop type, culminating in him being unable to resist your pure heart, rebellious good looks and lawbreaking curves. He then assists you over the boarder, shaking his mighty head as you drive off into the sunset on the back of some gringo's motorbike without looking back, knowing that wherever you are you will always have a small piece of his heart, and he will always be thinking of you